Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic?" Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k. Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory: Moon is more important than Sun; coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "Chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal�, it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "Chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion............ "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A Sardar at an interview for the post of a detective. Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was �FATHER�. He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUEFATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: whats your qualification?Sardarji: Sir I am PhD.Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar: liquid state..... Audience clapped... Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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