Congratulations. To the best of my knowledge, you are reading the only online guide to creating your own website while totally nude. This is also the original, knowing full well that copy cat articles will arise. Though this is a lighthearted article, I am very serious about web site creation and have helped many start their own websites. Admittedly though, this will be my first guide for those that have been waiting to create their websites, while completely naked.
Step One-Remove all your clothes.
Step Two-Get a web host. You can have your own professional website for less than $45. a year. This includes your domain name, webmaster tools, unlimited space, emails, autoresponder and the best applications to create your website. If you are new to site creation, I suggest Wordpress. It’s a very easy program to use, and produces very professional websites. No HTML is needed, its extremely easy. The host will also provide 24/7 support to get your website started.
Step Three-Create the website, while remaining totally nude. It’s a great feeling to sit there, totally unrestricted while creating your website. You may note the irony that this is how you were when you were created. Anyway, in Wordpress there is an easy menu. Choose appearance and choose a theme for your website. Next choose post, add new, and enter your first text. A good idea is to start with a general statement of what you plan to do with your website. Then just add posts as you go along. Usually one or two posts a day is fine. Its o.k. to publish your site with just a post or two. Many of the best sites started this way. If you add a post or two a day, your website will look great in just a couple of days.
That’s it! It’s that easy. Your friends and family will be very impressed with your new website. You perhaps will chuckle realizing that you did it all, completely naked.
Start your own website today. So easy, you can do it naked! (Boy, Geico is going to take that one).
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